One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office

reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended

to get jealous easily.

The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and

spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he

waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of

the car.

With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That s when he noticed his wife

squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"