As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base

where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no

privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was

downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor.


"Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He s been yelling

for it for 15 minutes!"