THE NEIGHBORS CAN NOT SEE YOU

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about

anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home".

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first

week, she began complaining again.

"Joel," she said, "I don t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors

can see me every time I take a bath."

"Don t worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors do see you, they ll buy curtains."