Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about

anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home".

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first

week, she began complaining again.

"Joel," she said, "I don t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors

can see me every time I take a bath."

"Don t worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors do see you, they ll buy curtains."