"I m ashamed of the way we live," a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job.

"My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought

us a car. I m just so ashamed."

The husband rolls over on the couch. "And you damn well should be," he agrees. "Those two

worthless brothers of yours ain t never give us a cent!"